There are certain unpleasant realities of life that we don’t like to think about. 76-year-old Brit Hume’s sex life is one of them.
The Fox News commentator tweeted out multiple screenshots Sunday that inadvertently revealed his recent searches, one of which appeared to be for a site that contains a treasure trove of handsomely-crafted “adult-content” – the intellectuals’ preferred label for “porn.”
According to Daily Caller, Hume meant to send out a tweet about the election betting odds, which included a screenshot showing that there could be “a [Joe] Biden bounce from [his] South Carolina win.” The image also showed numerous tabs that Hume had up – one of which showed a tab titled “Sexy Vixen Vinyl.”
Hmm… Well, maybe he was just looking for a vintage vinyl RECORD shop!
Nope, guess not!
You know what? He’s a reporter; he was probably just doing a little research… IN HIS PANTS!
Once again, Brit, we understand you’re a male and as such, you’ve probably had sex before. Good for you, fella! You don’t need to rub it in our face!
Yes, we acknowledge it was an accident and you didn’t mean to invite the entire puritanical world into your morally decrepit land of digital perversion. That said, now would be a good time to clear your smartphone of any pictures, videos, or sext messages you could become dislodged and freed into the digital stratosphere in the future.
Thanks, Brit. Best wishes to you.
In other news:
Megyn Kelly Shares How She Overcame Those Brit Hume Affair Rumors | Access Hollywood
Thank God Brit was there to comfort Megyn… But NOT with his penis.
Now enjoy the Chicks on the Right.
https://omny.fm/shows/chicks-on-the-right/brit-humes-sexy-searches