These are challenging times for the American liberal.
Somehow, someway, former Vice President Joe Biden climbed to the very top of the steaming pile of turd that was the collection of 2020 Democratic presidential hopefuls.
Yep! Democrats looked at ole’ finger nippin’, hair sniffin’, “No Malarkey Joe” and said to themselves, “Really? This guy? Seriously? We’re screwed!”
Yes, just like Hillary Clinton before him, Joe Biden is the “best looking horse at the glue factory” candidate. If we were Democrats, we’d definitely be praying for COVID-19 to take us out before the November election.
Fortunately, we’re Republicans. As such, we delight in the daily buffoonery and unintentional comedic stylings of Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. In fact, we celebrate it!
In that spirit, please enjoy…
“That Turd is Nutty: The Very Best of Beffudled Biden’s Cognitive Decline.”
#5: The “Over Here, Joe!” Incident
In which Befuddled Biden, confused about camera placement, turned his back to an audience and delivered a speech to a blank screen in Des Moines.
#4: The “Joe Biden: 2020 Candidate for Senate” Incident
In which Befuddled Biden slurs his words as he announces his candidacy for the U.S. Senate.
https://twitter.com/JoeBidenSaid/status/1247412140295606272?s=20
#3: The “Poor Kids Are Just as Smart as Whitey!” Incident
In which Befuddled Biden lifts up the minority community by talking down to the minority community.
#2: The “Never, Never Let Our Democracy Sakes Second Fiddle” Incident
In which Befuddled Biden serves up a word salad that makes Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez look like an accomplished orator by comparison.
Joe Biden: “We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and … correct the public health.” pic.twitter.com/Ymz8JtQvjH
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) April 6, 2020
#1: The “Stand Up for Chuck!” Incident
In which Befuddled Biden tries out his televangelist skills and tells a paralyzed man to ‘get up and walk.’
Honorable Mention: The “You’re Gettin’ Nervous, Man!” Incident
In which Befuddled Biden aggressively mocks and intimidates an inquisitive reporter.
Yep! We’re definitely going to need ALL the popcorn for the Biden-Trump Presidential debates.
https://omny.fm/shows/chicks-on-the-right/trump-takes-bidens-call